oooooohhh what a rush

It was a sell out crowd for my recent cup game as my fans poured in hoping to sing my fans on to cup glory.

It was a fairly dull first half but the fans who disappeared to the bar at half time missed a treat as some special entertainment had been laid on. Having dominated the match before being one shot wondered you could hardly blame the fans for heading off to drown their sorrows with a swift pint.

But as the half time whistle blew, fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin turned up in the stadium on a god damn quad bike !!! Next thing he is driving round the pitch, drinking a beer at every corner flag. The fans are loving it !

But things started to go sour quite quickly as the Ultimate Warrior took offence to such blatant showboating. Next thing is he has run onto the pitch and he's shaking the corner flag, it appears to be giving him unimaginable strength and energy. The away fans try throwing some coins at him but nothing can hurt him now he has shaken the flag!

He's after Stone Cold now but he quickly escapes on his quad bike as everyone knows, Pace > All. But he is still after blood and he's heading to the dressing room. He's dragged Pato out into the penalty area and for some reason Shaun Michaels has turned up and put a fucking ladder up in the penalty area ! With only a few moments left to kick off, Pato decides he best retrieve the ball which has now been located at the top of the ladder, but Shaun Michaels has other ideas and body slams him through the goalpost slightly injuring him.

Meanwhile, the Ultimate Warrior has returned to my dressing room and Gorilla pressed my entire defence into a conveniently located nearby trash can.

Shaun Michaels has taken a special offence to club captain and general legend Franco Brienza and is trying to get him in the suplex, but with a quick turn of pace, Franco quickly escapes because everyone knows...... Pace > All.

The referee signals the start of the second half but it's all too much, Pato has broken the goalpost and his back, he's out for the rest of the season. My defence is trapped in a trash can for the next 5 games an Franco is busy dismantling my stadium to find some steel chairs to deali with Shaun Michaels. (Franco won)